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"Good food, good meat, good god - let's eat!"
-- Prayer by Homer Simpson

"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Homer Simpson

All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
-- Homer Simpson